My Awesome Rhyming List

Here is another piece I put together a couple years back. It doesn't really have a purpose/meaning. I was bored at the time and had some fresh to burn. Its meant to be humorous in its absurdity.

After breaking some boards with my masculine fists

I'm going to take a sit down, and write a big list

Consisting of things I've done or will do

That are epic and awesome, thus marginalizing you

Like racing a horse, of course on foot

Or wrestling a bear, which I'll suplex through some stairs

I'll play my trombone atop the highest mountain peak

And eat a hundred hot dogs, just to prove you are weak

After taming a wolf with a bat and raw steak

I'm will unleash him on you, specifically your face

Then I might get around to composing a symphony

The most discordant one evar, I'll live forever in infamy

I will conquer your country and enslave your peoples

To do my own bidding; manual labor and building steeples

Cause a nation is not yours unless religiously converted

Mind chained and blindfolded, thus easily herded

So I should probably get around to ending this poem

I'm a rhyme runner, fools, dorky lyrics I love sewing

And I think I've covered enough to make you feel like shit

So I hope you've enjoyed reading my awesome rhyming list